what can that little trinket that fell behind your cabinet years ago get you? on ebay, probably nothing. but here? - it can get you the key to the city. or well... maybe not the city, but realistically, yeah probably the key to someone's apartment if you play your cards right. so practice that handshake because on this night we reject consumerism and embrace the art of the barter. come us for a night of bartering and good music, can't ask for much more than that. HOW IT WORKS: 1. Bring a small bag of goodies, trinkets, or objects. Avocado, sonny angel, or a polaroid you wouldn't dare show your mother. Anything goes, the more unique the better. 2. Trade with people throughout the night until you get that shiny object you've had your eyes on all night. 3. Once you're satisfied come join all the other happy campers on the dance floor and release all that dopamine from your successful bartering get these twinks out of the dance floor and onto wall street because these sales skills are pure genetic lottery and it can't be taught.